Books Are Infinite Worlds
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Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone
the children yearn for the mines
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if Dracula were in a boy band, he would be like, “fangs for the memories / even if they weren’t so great”
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nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can’t write
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I’m sorry official angry birds pride content is so interesting to me look at this they put them in drag and tbh it’s kindof awesome if I am going to be honest
Well when you think about it we have a lot of common
Hating the pigs for example
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Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
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This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I’m never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn’t make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn’t use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.
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“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.
Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.
After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.
The housing market is a fucking travesty.
Hmm what happened in the mid eighties….
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the layer of frizz around a girl’s dry wavy hair is actually her halo
LOVE PEACE AND FRIZZY HAIR <333
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you had to be in book tumblr in 2016. six of crows. the raven cycle. all for the game. the song of achilles. ari and dante. the goldfinch. reece king is in every edit of these books. the worst takes on every single subject you have ever seen. REALLY incorrect quotes. balls to the wall fancast.
you couldn’t scroll down the litblr tag for 5 seconds without seeing one of these pictures
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